bowielovesbeyonce asked: I would like to negotiate the terms of my surrender. The bloodshed has gone on long enough, and both Beyonce and I have baby daughters to think about. They deserve to grow up in a world without war between tumblrs that take pictures other people made and post them. I'd like to meet on neutral ground for the negotiations—a Hooded Utilitarian comment thread should suffice, I don't think they'll even notice us. #whiteflag
It’s okay, Sean. We were stalking your Twitter earlier for ammo to use against you, and found that you too had discovered the magic of “@dril.” (We cannot post links from a phone, but we implore all our followers to look up this Twitter user.) Immediately all feelings of malice leapt from our hearts. We, too, are tired of fighting. Should we ever meet, it will be as brothers on the field of taking other people’s pictures without permission and putting them on our websites. Peace, Brother Collins.
